He’s everywhere. I’m rarely there.

He can tear the president a new orifice and the NFL doesn’t bat an eye.

Though you have to wonder how Clear Channel will react.

He’s gotten Jay-Z to sound vaguely political plus rappers like David Banner and Diddy and Damon are giving him props.

He can bring Common and Young Jeezy together through the power of mu$ic and even Rhymefest seems to have mostly forgiven him.

And, though Late Registration entered the UK albums chart at no. 2, I have a feeling it will do just a wee bit better in the States.

What? You don’t have a copy of Late Registration? Well buy it now or be left behind!

Psst! If you’re really cool, you’ll get the Limited Edition “Digipak”, whatever that is.