I would love to know what happens when the guy or gal who won an auction to meet Russell Simmons actually meets the man. I foresee something along the following lines:
“Mr. Simmons, it’s so nice to meet you.”
“Nice meeting you and why don’t you call me Russell.”
“Thanks, Russell. I just . . . “
“Hold, please, I’ve got a call.”
February 22, 2006

I’m rolling with Rush. Rush gone hook me up. I got a brand new 2010 mercedes-benz!