Chris Citero Raps an Advertising Symposium Intro

Rap Intro to Advertising Symposium

A recent Advertising Symposium at UNC-Chapel Hill organized by the Student Advertising Club [no website that I could find] got a surprise rap introduction by senior advertising major Chris Citero.

I couldn’t make out all the words but he’s definitely introducing a symposium and he does it quite skillfully.

By the way, after he’s done rapping, the last couple of minutes are a normal introduction that boringly repeats things that I’m pretty sure I heard in the rap.

Comments

  1. They should’ve let Citero be a keynote speaker/performer for the symposium. Dude is dope.

  2. Ben Fisher says:

    Back when the catalog from Sears was used by Farmers
    There was a man and people called him Volney Palmer
    Responsible for the purpose, purchase, and selling of ads
    It wasn’t worthless it was the first of a number of fads
    And that’s…when a guy came along…his name was Francis
    it hadn’t been done before…he took his chances
    he created-the-one, N.W. Ayer & Son
    the first full service agency and that’s how the story begun
    at the…turn-of-the-century…earnings grew exponentially
    eventually…to businesses agencies were an entity
    ’twas the beginning and evolution, industrial revolution
    for problems we got solutions, we gotta make a contribution
    technology age, we’re forced to rearrange
    creatively use our brains in ways that’s producing change
    Reach and Frequency are now the measurements of old times
    and You tube’s making television look like phone lines
    We’re just…waiting our turn, ready and willing to learn
    no time to burn, just time to earn
    and now that we’re gathered, its time to start-the-session
    whether you’re into Copyrighting or Art Direction
    Account Planning, Interactive Marketing, Targeting, choosing media
    Account Management wanted to set a meeting up
    Its time for panel discussion, intelligent conversation
    from the looks of things it seems that we have a good combination
    From The Wonderfactory with magic like Mary Poppins
    its supercalifragilistic… Jared Cocken
    But as you know we’re dealing with an imminent matter
    you’re about to hear from the man who created the Internet banner
    if advertising was a race, he’d finish first in the Grand Prix
    Without further a due… Joe McCambley

  3. Ben Fisher says:

    Glad y’all enjoyed it. Chris is definitely one talented dude.