Brainstorm: Monetizing the Attack on Saggy Pants

You know it's going to be a weird day when you follow a post on Lil Mama with a post on The Jena 6.  So I thought I'd follow that with one of my greatest business ideas of all time!!!

I was thinking about the whole absurd attempt to legislate saggy pants out of existence and realized that there are monetary possibilities for somebody besides the politicians and nonprofits that will work to generate donations in their attack on saggy pants and the lawyers on both sides that will clean up cause this will be decided in the courts.

On a side note, these attacks won't hold up in court and that makes me glad that Atlanta politicians are coming on board cause folks in Atlanta have money.  The little Louisiana towns that are banning this stuff are full of poor black folks and they ain't hiring lawyers over saggy pants.  Like the Jena 6, they have enough problems raising bail.

But while we wait for new laws to catch up with reality, why don't we make some money off the restrictions?

Take the basic look of saggy pants below the ass and boxer shorts covering the ass and create a hybrid pair of pants that at the top looks like a pair of boxer shorts whose fabric is connected to a regular pair of pants behind the line of the belt.

Then you could wear underwear under them if you live in a place where cops will mess with you.

Am I smart or what?

I doubt I'm the first to think of this but if you pursue it after reading this post, no need to cut me a check, just give me some publicity and it's all good!

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Comments

[J. Jesus Ruiz]

haha