Cake-Eating Contest News: U.S. vs Syria in the Works?

NY Times: Twitter Musings in Syria Elicit Groans in Washington

A young State Department official recently "challenged a Syrian communications minister to a cake-eating contest." And then twittered about it and got spanked.

ProHipHop wants to go on record as officially supporting all cake-eating contests designed to make the world a more peaceful place.

No word yet on whether a Cake Eaters Party will be formed in opposition to America's beloved Tea Bagger Party.