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Trendsetting Women DJs Inspire Fashion Forward Brand Destruction Schemes

Great piece in the NY Times by Jake Bernstein on women djs as fashion trendsetters with a focus on such DJ’s as Justine D, Beverly Bond and DJ Lindsey.

Some interesting angles here about blogs but mostly I’m fascinated by what most people would consider mundane, the process in which people all start dressing exactly like someone well known, whether locally or at the pop star level:

Like others in the growing contingent of female D.J.’s commanding the dance floor and building cults on the Web, she [Justine D] has an avid following. Scores of young women have picked up on her sound, and with it, her style, a graphic amalgam of black shirts with white bib tops and slinky halter dresses accessorized with tattoos and cataracts of cola-tone hair.

"I did have several female club-goers ask me, ‘How does it make you feel that everyone is dressing like you now?’" Ms. Delaney said…

"When you go into a club and the D.J. is wearing something, it almost gives it idol status," said Frannie Schultz, 21, a college student from Brooklyn. Ms. Schultz, who mingles high style and low in deference to idols like Leigh Lezark of the MisShapes and Roxy Cottontail, noted that on the Lower East Side, epicenter of the downtown club scene, style is "centered around the promoters and the D.J.’s."

"If you see a girl who is D.J.-ing, wearing a certain shirt or brand of shoes," she said, "it makes people want to buy that item."…

"A lot of these girls are just novelties," said Alisa O’Connor, 21, of Brooklyn, alluding to the D.J. who flaunts glitter and angel wings to distract from the fact that she is playing prerecorded CDs. But "if she is a good D.J.," Ms. O’Connor said, "I’m going to respect her for what she wears."

This is a powerful process that works both in these localized trendsetter milieus and on a larger scale with pop stars.  Straight up, the fact that people are actually proud to be dressing like someone else because they like some other thing they do that isn’t fashion related is something I have to accept as an aspect of objective reality that will always baffle me.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t consider how to monetize it like any good hustler or con artist, even if I only play one of those in the hip hop blogosphere.

Here’s my big plan inspired by this NY Times article and today’s Dilbert:


dilbert goatee cartoon

Ok, so here’s the deal.

I’ve been following urban wear and street wear trends via blogs long enough to be able to keep up with new developments as closely as needed.  I’ve also been in Raleigh, NC for a couple of years now noticing how slowly this stuff works its way from initial appearances on blogs and in videos and into the general public’s consciousness.

What I think I can do is combine the Dilbert concept with the easy ability to keep up with breaking edge fashion online and leverage the music industry cliche of the old guy wearing what the kids are wearing to effectively organize the brand destruction of any new brand.  But instead of being the old guy who’s following the trends, I’ll be the old guy who’s wearing what the big city trendsetters are wearing before they become local trends.

What’s obvious is that I can keep up with breaking edge fashion as well as any of the local trendsetters in this area, which would be considered a reasonably up to date and forward thinking region of mass America, simply by mail ordering stuff and hitting NY once a quarter.

If I then get a bunch of other old guys to join me, we could just start showing up at the mall in fashions most of the local kids haven’t started registering yet and make them look uncool before word hits the local scene.

If I continued to expand on a national scale, not only could I effectively make it impossible for any targeted brand to break out of the trendsetter scene, I could then begin a reverse process of making the trendsetters look uncool and destroying their careers as well.

Dig This:
What would happen if Bun B shows up on MTV wearing a hoodie that the majority of the kids watching first saw at their local mall on some old white guy?

Fantasy?

Or a new level of the game about to emerge?

Either way I’m loving this idea and may start playing around with it locally just to make the kids uncomfortable and see what theater emerges.

"Yo, Hector.  Nice hoodie!  I saw your grandpa wearing it down at the Food Court last week!  No, seriously, dude.  Sorry."

Ultimate Goal:
To get paid not to wear a brand, just as companies pay to keep their products out of embarrassing movie placements.

Interested in funding such a startup?

You know where to find me:
clyde(at)prohiphop(dot)com

Update:
I was just picturing my great aunt and her friends from the retirement community getting off the bus at the mall all wearing Gino Green hoodies!  The more visible the brand, the greater the destruction.

I think my great aunt might actually like some of the more colorful hoodies and she’s got a birthday coming up!

Sicker yet, in a good way, would be to engage in such tactics while wearing bootleg editions of the brands you’re destroying.

Brainstorm: Monetizing the Attack on Saggy Pants

You know it’s going to be a weird day when you follow a post on Lil Mama with a post on The Jena 6.  So I thought I’d follow that with one of my greatest business ideas of all time!!!

I was thinking about the whole absurd attempt to legislate saggy pants out of existence and realized that there are monetary possibilities for somebody besides the politicians and nonprofits that will work to generate donations in their attack on saggy pants and the lawyers on both sides that will clean up cause this will be decided in the courts.

On a side note, these attacks won’t hold up in court and that makes me glad that Atlanta politicians are coming on board cause folks in Atlanta have money.  The little Louisiana towns that are banning this stuff are full of poor black folks and they ain’t hiring lawyers over saggy pants.  Like the Jena 6, they have enough problems raising bail.

But while we wait for new laws to catch up with reality, why don’t we make some money off the restrictions?

Take the basic look of saggy pants below the ass and boxer shorts covering the ass and create a hybrid pair of pants that at the top looks like a pair of boxer shorts whose fabric is connected to a regular pair of pants behind the line of the belt.

Then you could wear underwear under them if you live in a place where cops will mess with you.

Am I smart or what?

I doubt I’m the first to think of this but if you pursue it after reading this post, no need to cut me a check, just give me some publicity and it’s all good!

Related ProHipHop Coverage:
Boy, Dem Pants is Too Low, You’re Busted

Mos Def Arrest Footage, Katrina Klap, Alternate Scenario

Mos Def Arrested at the MTV VMAs

Footage of Mos Def’s performance and arrest during the VMAs seems to be spreading so I thought I’d post it here as well.

The nice thing about this event was that Mos Def stayed on message the whole way through.  Katrina Klap gets to the point immediately and, as Mos Def was being held in the street while handcuffed, he focused on the cameras and clearly made his statement about what he was doing.

Mos Def also kept his cool when the cop shoved him in a manner that says a lot about his focus on the matter at hand.

All in all, a good quick strike with relatively limited repercussions.  I also like the low budget music video he did for the song Katrina Klap.

Dollar Day in New Orleans (Katrina Klap)

I’ve been thinking about how he could have prolonged the event so that he could have continued performing.  At first I was thinking in terms of having a larger mass of people to nonviolently obstruct the police.  But now I’m liking the possibility of hitting the scene with the performing space enclosed by a chain link fence.

As long as you had the power supply and everything else within the vehicle, they really couldn’t shut you down very quickly, unless they tried to use mace, in which case you pull out the gas masks that I’m sure Mos Def could afford.

They’d probably just wait for a tow truck and you’d get a half hour in front of Radio City Music Hall and time for the whole thing to build to a higher level.  Then you could keep playing as they tow you to wherever they’d tow you past the busy sidewalks in that area.

Alternate scenarios are welcome.

Update:

UPN9 News Coverage of Mos Def’s Arrest

MacRumors: Steve Jobs to Unveil iMedia Implant

Though early adopters are getting all hyphy over the video iPod and iTunes 6 service, I’m holding out for an iMedia chip that can be embedded in whatever part of the brain deals with such input.

Wait a minute! I’m going to hold out for an iMedia BindiChip that can beam multimedia input into my dome without disturbing my cerebrospinal fluid.

That, or nanoMedia iBots that can be ingested in pill form at 99 cents per multimedia experience.

Branded Products Hip Hop Needs

I was thinking about controversial products related to hip hop that have yet to be branded. Big Boi’s already breeding pitbulls and I’m sure there are opportunities to buy pitbulls from other rappers. But if I can get Jay-Z sneaks and Master P rims, why can’t I get a Snoop Dogg branded Glock? Where’s my Bow Wow taser and my Lil’ Kim pepper spray?

Remember that XXL cover with 50 Cent holding a crossbow? Yeah, G-Unit arrows, boyee! And for close work, a Fat Joe switchblade.

Heck, how about a franchised Hip Hop Gun Shop? Now if I can just find some gun-toting venture capitalists, I’m good to go. Early retirement, here I come!

DJ Product Placement, Period Auto Pimpin’, halfbakery

I’m always coming up with oddball, I mean, incredibly creative ideas, some of which are business related. So I’ve decided to share a few here at ProHipHop, especially if I don’t have delusions of actually manifesting them in my current lifetime.

In a recent post about McDonalds’ interest in lyric product placement for the Big Mac, I briefly mentioned the concept of paying producers to sample material that name checks a product. Such material could range from previous commercials to the audio from film and tv shows to staged monologues or discussions that include mention of a product. Someone could even specialize in creating vinyl focused on a particular product that djs and producers could then sample or use in a club setting.

Yesterday I came up with the idea of a tv show called Period Auto Pimpin’. Obviously inspired by Pimp My Ride, the show would focus on transforming cars using only add ons created the year the car was made. There could be some flex for things like paint and wiring, but the idea is similar to classic car fanatics who only use parts made for their seemingly ancient vehicles. I’m picturing appliances and light fixtures and that kind of thing made the same year as whatever car is being tricked out. So, instead of tossing a Mac Mini or a plasma screen tv into an old jalopy, you might have a Lisa or a black and white portable instead.

If you’ve got similarly awesome hip hop business ideas that you don’t mind sharing with the world, feel free to send them to me at:
clyde(at)prohiphop(dot)com

And if you’re into playing with nutty concepts, you’ll probably enjoy halfbakery, where such thinking is the norm.