ET Online secured the divorce document for Russell and Kimora Simmons, one of the most visible of hip hop's power couples, and has made it available online in a handy .pdf file.
Though I'm a bigger fan of .pdf files than many, I would have expected ET Online to monetize such documents a bit more directly, as does The Smoking Gun.
Too bad for them the notion of .pdf ads has been a near total failure despite Kevin Kelly's early adoption.
And, yeah, this is an attempt to get something more than "dissolution" and visitation rights out of this story.
Hey, now Russell and Kimora can continue to live in sin and even bear children out of wedlock without the burden of cheating on their legal spouses! Yay!
Since my own values and priorities are obviously askew, as evidenced by my general lack of respect for these two, I do have to say that I was touched by the number of people whose comments I encountered on the web that revealed their sadness and disappointment back when the story of Kimora and Russell's separation first broke. Until that point I hadn't realized how meaningful this couple's relationship was to anybody that wasn't all about the gossip and, though I know publicists and web workers are often employed in planting blog comments, many of those responses struck me as sincere.
So, though New York taught me not to apologize, I do want to extend my sympathies to those who are saddened by this divorce before continuing with [drum roll, please]:
Clyde's Top List of Favorite ProHipHop Posts
RE: Kimora Lee and/or Russell Simmons
2008
I think I was too busy bugging other people and wanted to give Big Russ a little break! Besides, his moves were getting pretty darn repetitious by then anyway.
2007
HSAN Creates Women in Entertainment Empowerment Network [WEEN] Just in Time for Congressional Hearings
Russell Simmons: Servant of Hip Hop
Chuck D @ Guitar Center Sessions, Compares Russell Simmons to a Buzzard
Ivan Matias on Creating Caushon & Ghostwriting
Russell Simmons Promotes Do You! w/Literacy Events
2006
Russell Simmons Helps Diamond Industry Get Ahead Of Leonardo DiCaprio's Blood Diamond Flick
Russell & Kimora Lee Simmons to Divorce
Baby Phat & Brand Kimora at New York Fashion Week
2005
Russell Simmons: Lying = Good Brand Building
Russell Simmons Prefers Secret Product Placements
HSAN Partners with Problematic Education Company
Russell Simmons Presents Yoga Without the H Word
2004
On the Russell Simmons/Kazaa Connection
Kimora Lee Simmons: The Hip Hop Martha Stewart?
KL Simmons, Larger Than Life-Size
You know, I briefly considered and then dropped the idea of an unauthorized Russell Simmons biography because you know the man's never going to talk to me and I'd have to deal with so many of his hostile supporters that it would become wearing but, looking at this list, if I don't do it I feel certain that someday somebody will get it done.
That's why I'm keeping defbusiness.com alive, just in case!
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